I just got my Christmas present from my grandpa's "new" wife in the mail. It's a fountain pen. A fucking fountain pen. I'm pretty sure she hates my family.
My dad got an ice scraper for his birthday when there's no fucking ice in Texas.
Kayla got a Yosemite nail flie for Christmas.
I really don't want to see what my mom and sister got. Fuck you, Linda Scott Smith. Lay off my inheritance!